I had to re-watch my tape of this week's Smackdown! to be sure: maybe it's part of the storyline, but Charlie Haas seemed to be cupping a major feel on Dawn Marie!

Even Rey Mysterio Junior couldn't pull an interesting match out of Carlito Carribean Cool. Too bad; I was hoping lucha libre and Puerto Rico styles would mesh well.

At least what I was most worried about didn't happen: I had a dread feeling the match would lead to Carlito unmasking Rey.