Wow. "Big Lazy" Kevin Nash is now on the shelf with bruised muscles. Only problem there: he's had maybe three or four matches, and very low impact ones at that.

He won't be wrestling for a few months now (although many of us would comment, "He actually wrestles?"). It's believed he'll still be on screen in a non-wrestling capacity though, to keep the nWo angle alive.

Still, let's face it: this is really pathetic.